If there’s a god, does he wear Lennon’s round specs?
Does he support Man Utd like everyone else on the planet?
Does he fantasise about naked women giving oral sex?
Does he have a massive credit card debt?

What about Buddha? Is he the same?
Is he more of a Liverpool fan?
Or is he not a lover of the beautiful game?
Does he win money on horses? Like only the true god can.

Religion is a funny thing when you look at it.
Every religion is the same, but expressed in a different way
Your karma has to balance, everything has to fit,
Without it you’re fucked, what more can I say?

How can all this help me? Does it actually do anything?
I’m not sure yet, but i’m gonna give it a try,
I crave inner peace that only this can bring
It seems to be working and yet, I don’t know why